Hi, my name is Fang and I'm a copropheliac.

Yes, Fang needs help and more appropriately, I live with a canine who has a problem.

• Do I worry about how much shit Fang eats? Yes.
  
• Do I tell lies to cover up for Fang's shit eating? Yes.
  
• Do I feel that if the Fang cared about me, he would stop eating his own poop? Yes.
  
• Do I secretly try to smell the Fang's breath? Yes.
  
• Have I been embarrassed by Fang's behavior? Yes.
  
• Do I search for hidden poop? All the time.
• Am I on edge when he's been out in the yard too long, not knowing if he's been eating poop? Yes.
• Do I think that if the Fang stopped eating poop, my other problems would be solved? For sure.